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Now listen here, big people. Photo by Mother Nature Network

Now listen here, big people. Photo by Mother Nature Network

Every year on or before March 1, when the high emotional stakes of Championship season are upon us, I roll out the “Long Road” speech. It already started making the rounds from other sources this year, but for any who missed it and need a little perspective heading into the March Madness of Championship season, check it out.

This year’s update comes in the form of a letter, inspired by the following incident along with real scenarios witnessed over the years and across the country.

 

 

Earlier this season I was at the top of the race course between runs when a parent arrived, clearly agitated. “That was the most disturbing chair ride I’ve ever had,” he said softly. Looking over his shoulder he proceeded to tell us about the conversation he had just overheard, of a father sternly “coaching” his young ski racer all the way up the lift. When we looked around the father was still lecturing the already tiny kid who seemed to be shrinking before our eyes. It was something short of berating, but certainly 20 minutes of something other than joy.

There wasn’t much I could do in that situation, so I decided to write a letter on behalf of that kid and others like him.

 

 

Dear Dad,

I know you love me. And I know you love skiing. But this is getting out of hand. If you really want me to stick with ski racing, we have to clarify some things.

First of all, sometimes I see email headings that say “size matters.” You tell me it’s just SPAM, but I think there is some truth to it. Have you seen how big some of these kids I’m racing against are? I wear my Power Ranger jammies under my race suit because they make me look a little bigger and give my stick legs some insulation. The guy running ahead of me has size ten feet and facial hair. Do you know how it feels to follow him out of the start gate? Just plain scary. But I’m actually ok with being a twig, for now, and it might even be an advantage long term. That kinesiology book you used to read to me at bedtime said that the best time to learn technique is before your growth spurt, because during the spurt it’s all you can do to manage your arms and legs, and after it your habits may be too hard to break. Either way, I can’t help my smallness any more than they can help their bigness, so I’m just going to have to do the best I can with my me-ness.

When you are calculating race points or place points to see how far away I am from qualifying, I see you. I just pretend I am engrossed in Flappy Bird and don’t notice. Same goes for the car ride home, when you want to rehash the race.  Two words—headphones rock!

It must be really hard to know where the line is between enthusiastic support and, well, maniacal obsession. I love that you give me every opportunity to succeed. Photos and video analysis really help and are cool to look at, once. The elaborate side-by-side montages and Sprongo section timing? I’d rather look at Vines of toddler bloopers and pet trick fails any day. And speaking of video, you might want to mute the camera, because I hear the play-by-play of your emotions when I have a bad run. Trust me, it was enough to live through it in person.

When I do well the feeling I get inside really is enough to make me feel proud. I am glad you are proud too, but I seriously doubt your Facebook friends are that interested in my results. To be fair, I know it’s hard for old people to know what is appropriate on social networks, and what kinds of things might really embarrass them (or me) later. But sending a press release about my results and my race resume to the local paper? That’s so not going to help my cred at school.

I know you are sometimes stressed because ski racing is really expensive. I have some ideas about where you could save some money, starting with butter.  I am, as you’ve said before, 90 lbs “soaking wet.” Butter isn’t going to make the difference. You can go ahead and rub soap on the bottom of my skis. I won’t notice. And we can put the money you save towards cheeseburgers, which will make me happy right now and benefit me more long term.

Also, instead of getting the latest Malcolm Gladwell book let’s just reread that book about training our puppy. It said to reward the behavior you want to reinforce and ignore what you want to get rid of. Well, yelling at me from the side of the course, reminding me of what not to do just before my run and repeatedly warning me about the 7th gate only gives me more anxiety, and sort of makes me feel like those puppies who pee on the carpet every time they get nervous. I’m not saying I’ll pee on the carpet, but those reminders don’t fill me with confidence.

A lot of times I am ok with how I did, until you come down with a sad face, or I hear you tell the coach I am not “realizing my potential.” Other times, I am bummed because I knew I could do better, and you get on my case about having a bad attitude. I care a lot about doing well, and am trying to learn how to control my emotions in the moment. If I have a bad race I’ll be bummed, but I’ll get over it as long as I can still go out with my friends and train and mess around in the lodge.

Which brings me to our recent lift ride. The 20 minutes you spent lecturing me on line and technique are 20 minutes I didn’t get to spend freeskiing, and hanging out with my friends, and making the fun and cool memories that you tell me about from when you were my age.

Sometimes I fantasize about being the next Mikaela Shiffrin, but honestly when it comes down to it, I dream about other things too. If I change my mind you will be the first to know. Until then, I do not want a unicycle, juggling balls and a book on sports psychology for my birthday. I just want a thicker pair of jammies, because if I’m going to do this my own way I want to be cozy in the process.

With love and crossed fingers,

Your child

PS. Just so you know, there are parents who are way more extreme than you. I’m only writing this because I think we can work this out, and that someday we will laugh about this. In the meantime  this video (thanks Uncle Bart) should make you laugh. If it doesn’t we might be in trouble.

8 Comments

  1. Matthew Purcell Feb 27, 2014 at 08:54

    As always you’re right on with your annual mantra. We sadly see this too often in so many sports and unfortunately, many parents are clueless about what they are doing. Hats off to all the coaches who are able to keep the kids smiling, relaxed and breathing at the tops of race courses.

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    • Edie Feb 27, 2014 at 10:09

      For sure most ski parents are awesome! But boy, the extremes are scary. All we can do as coaches and parents is to keep trying to see the bigger picture. Happy, balanced kid vs great race result. It’s not really a contest. Thanks for reading Matt!

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    • Edie Feb 28, 2014 at 13:33

      Oh yeah Bart! I had forgotten about this. An all time great that (sadly) never goes out of style. Thanks for posting!

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  3. Wendy Heller Feb 28, 2014 at 11:28

    Both my husband and I were so impressed with your letter. Thank you for giving us your wise words of insight. Any insight on what to say when our child doesn’t qualify after states and most of his friends do?

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    • Edie Feb 28, 2014 at 13:31

      It’s so tough to find the right words, and I am not sure any words help a whole lot. The best thing is getting back out there and working on the things you need to work on. When it comes down to it, states are one weekend, and then everything is back to normal. We just had our last qualifier Sunday and by the time the kids were back out training Tuesday they were back to feeling like one team, not who qualified and who didn’t. Check out the long road post if you have not already. Hopefully that will help. Thanks for reading and good luck!

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  4. Tammy Medanich Oct 15, 2014 at 18:30

    Hi. Just found your blog after reading your recent article in Ski Racing online. I am relatively new to this ski racing parent thing (this will be my second season), but just wanted to drop you a note to thank you for taking the time to write about your experiences and perspective and for keeping it real. I have a lot to learn about ski racing, but the real beauty of what you have written is that it applies to a parent of any athlete (my other son plays baseball). I actually think I met you on the hill at Cannon last season while gate keeping in 40 below (slight exaggeration!) temps. Hope to run into you again at some point. Cheers!

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    • Edie Oct 16, 2014 at 04:08

      Thank you Tammy! I am glad you like the blog and that you can find some useful stuff in there. And welcome to ski racer parenting. You’re right–it’s a lot of the same stuff from other sports. Just colder. Have a great winter!

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